pimarashian | [fanfic picspam] Ohno in Love? (Reply)

Hi there *waves*

How's fandom today? still flailing about ohno's birthday surprise at Tokyo Dome
makes up for the huge humiliation fandom faced when "matsujun party" was rumor , huh?
LOL I still laugh at it every time (for being all flaily and happy about it and actually believing it that is)

I SWEAR I was having a strong feeling the day before that they will make him a surprise bday this day T^T I was even going to tell my friend who was going to make an uchiwa for him but TOTALLY forgot *hits head*

anywaaaaay this is not a flailing post so

I was watching Shiyagare with Miyane-san the other day and as an Ohmiya fan, I only focused on the "ohno and nino dont get along" part
so I thought of this

prepare xD

Nino: Is Ohno Satoshi in love? *heart sinks* this is the truth!
to himself: and its not me!

Ohno: WWWWTTTTTTFFFF NINOMIYA!

ALL THE FANGIRLS IN THE WORLD: eeeeeeeh~!
Ohno: CRAP! *whispers to himself* you're so dead Nino

well not all,some just committed suicide right away since their hopes of making him their pet are totally gone

Nino: he goes so often to get his hair done for her sake

Nino: And exercises to impress her with his muscles
Ohno: you think I have impressive muscles? *smirks*
Nino: oh shut up

Nino: He even mails her EVERY MINUTE!
Ohno's stare -shut up-or-i'll-kill-you-with-my-cute-pout stare

Ohno gives the manager a look of saying "Where the hell are you and what the hell are you doing letting them announce it just like that?"
Manager signs his resignation papers
Pima takes the job instead right away, i dont give a damn if you're taken, I'll follow everywhere *bricked*

Ohno: you too, Jun, Shut the hell up

Nino: you're 30 now, you had your official birthday last night, you can say it out loud now
Ohno *thinks to himself* I might as well do

Ohno: This is the truth! (notice confidence)

Nino: why Oh-chan why? did you forget our times together? like when ...

we bought our first pet...or when...

climbed mount Everest together

whatever this is , together

protected you when you were scared

played doctor.....

DO I HAVE TO WEAR A FREAKIN WIG FOR YOU?

I even fought with my dad for you...he slapped me! FOR YOU!

WE WERE JUST SO CLOSE....

we looked so damn pretty together

.............

Ohno: ......we can still do that......
Nino:......... NEVER MIND

Ohno: but I am too adorable you cant just yell at me like that,ne?

Sho: He's totally gonna explode now *giggles*
Ohno: I know that's why I said it

Nino: I have a whole folder filled with your scandals, all of you! so you better shut up

Ohno: OK! but no scandals please *horrible images run in his head*
Sho: what? you're gonna say "I shower fans with umbrellas"? no one believed that last time :)

Nino: Oh sho-san tsk tsk do you want me to mention the old days ?

Sho: DO YOU FORGET ANYTHING AT ALL,BRAT?
Aiba: serves you right for choosing her over me

Miyane-san *gets bored* : Whatever, ANYWAY! who is Ohno's Girlfriend?

Yuka *pops out of nowhere* : Konnichiwa~~~~~

Nino: why the hell is she wearing a school uniform?

Yuka: we're going to a cosplay party next
Nino: WTF, you change clothes fast
Yuka: I am amazing 8D

Yuka: I get haircuts for him too <3333

Ohno: We're so cute together, neeee yuukarin
Yuka: oh stop it, *blushes* yeeeeah
Nino: IT HAS BEEN EVER ANS RIGHT?

Yuka: Yes =D
Ohno: .....Yes, she fell for me
Yuka: YOU DID

*laughs together*

Nino: yeah yeah whatever let's continue this damn show

Nino: OI! I still have something against you

Announcer: Leader doesn't get along with Nino?
Nino: THATS RIGHT! he didn't go out for dinner with me not even once

Ohno: Oh crap not that!
Nino: damn right it's THAT

Nino: of course you want to hang with your girlfriend and such but that's a HUGE problem for me

Aiba: yeah and dont forget his son too

Ohno: please tell me Aiba didn't mention the son just now

News tap on TV :: URGENT, hospitals are crowded with arashi fangirls all of a sudden all around the world

Aiba: I think I shouldn't have mentioned that
Sho: YOU THINK?

Ohno: Nino, he mentioned the son!!!
Nino: it's allright, it was going to be announced sooner or later
Aiba *panicks and pretends to read a book that can only be read upside down*

Sakumoto is out of it trying to increase their popularity after the being left out by perfume

Perfume: heeeeey /random

Ohno: OK!...I ...do...Have son

Ohno: and we're getting married right after my 30th birthday, Johnny-san approved!

Fangirls go crazy

ARASHI: aaaaaaaaaah PIMAAA HELP!! YOU USELESS MANAGER

*grabs arashi in a van and runs away*

THE END

OH THAT WAS SO TIRING, IT TOOK ME ALL DAY!
comments are loved <3

PS: credits to